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We Existed! Former Countries of America
Herro children! The time has come for frivolity and fun. Disaster is in the air. America looks vulnerable, crippled by the very political system that brought about our fading greatness. Our government hijacked by a tiny minority of maniacal assholes … Continue reading
Posted in History, Politics
Tagged Adams-Onis Treaty, Amelia Bloomer, American Revolution, Andrew Johnson, April O'Neill, Articles of Confederation, Beaver Island, Ben Franklin, Beyond Thunderdome, Bonnie Blue Flag, buford tannen, Canadian Bacon, Continental Congress, Donkey Hodie, Dudley Do-Right, England, Ethan Allen, Florida Territory, Foot Clan, Frankland, Fulwar Skipwith, Green Mountain Boys, Hands Across America, James J. Strang, James Madison, John Candy, John Sevier, Justin Beber, LDS, Lone Star Flag, Louisiana Purchase, Master Blaster, Mormon, Mr. McFeely, Native Americans, Pony Play, R. Kelly, Republic of Indian Stream, Republic of West Florida, Revolutionary War, Ronald Reagan, Spain, Squanto, Strangite, Suffrage, Tea Party, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Timbuk3, Tina Turner, top gun, Treaty of Paris, Vermont Republic, War or 1812, Will Smith
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American Tail: The Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal in the U.S.
We are lost. Standing at the precipice, screaming into the growing darkness, scrambling frantically to claw back into the warm sunshine as the ground below us falls angrily into the sea, we are dinosaurs in the age of rodents. Too … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Religion
Tagged apocalypse, archdiocese, bishop, Boston, Boston Globe, Cardinal Law, Catholic, Catholic Church, Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal, Catholicism, child molestation, clergy abuse, dinosaurs, NAMBLA, priest, psychological counseling, Reverend Paul Shanley, scandal, street priest, the Boston Massacre, united states, victim
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A Postmodern Guide to Commitment: Rings of Desire
Do you recall dear, when we first met, and you wore that silver purity ring? What fun we had, pretending twas rad, doing that silver purity ring thing! And then that night, when silver tarnished, you traded purity for a vaginal … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History
Tagged abstinence, asia (band), bill cosby, bret michaels, captain planet, catamite, chastity, christianity, ellen degeneres, engagement, engagement ring, evangelical, George W. Bush, God, heat of the moment, Hitler, ibn khaldun, jesus, jesus prom, john kerry, ma-ti, mood ring, nixon, old testament, planeteer, pre-engagement, pre-engagement ring, promise ring, purity ring, religion, scientology, silver ring thing, skull-and-bones, swift boat, thunderdome, united states, wedding ring, zarm
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The Death of Fun: Former Olympic Sports
Finswimming, Dancesport, Bridge. The event schedule of a wonderfully exciting senior’s weekend at the local Y? Try sports officially recognized by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) asswipe. While these “sports” are totally lame, though not as lame as those goddamn … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, sports
Tagged apocalypse, argentina, back to the future, bible, black death, buford tannen, canada, christopher reeve, croquet, curling, doc brown, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, draft dodging, finswimming, four horsemen of the apocalypse, game of the century, george patton, ghenhis khan, great britain, great depression, great leap forward, great purge, harvey milk, heaven, hell, interracial marriage, IOC, j.k. rowling, Jack Nicholson, jack torrance, john wayne, joseph stalin, liberal agenda, mao zedong, Motorboating, mr. hands, olympics, owen wilson, paris, roque, soccer, sports, stanley kubrick, stem cell research, Stephen King, Steve Wozniak, test, tug-of-war, united states, water motorsports, YMCA
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The Ascetic Life: Historical Prudery
If a slightly shaky Christian Hosoi-toting Stephen Baldwin ever grinds up asks if you’d like a yogurt enema with your castration, you’ll be prepared. Continue reading
Posted in History
Tagged a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court, abstinence, activia, adam, africa, AIDS, anarchy, Baldwin, baptism, battle creek sanitarium, billy joel, birth control, celibacy, chikan, christian hosoi, christianity, circumcision, clyde tolson, cockatiel, comstock, dirk diggler, don johnson, doogie howser, electric shock therapy, emma goldman, enema, eve, extermination camp, fbi, forbidden fruit, garden of eden, george bernard shaw, great britain, henry tompkins paige comstock, hoover, ireland, iron butterfly, jesus, jew, kellog, kondratti selivanov, kool keith, lincoln, margaret sanger, mark twain, marylin manson, masectomy, masturbation, miami vice, Micro-penis, mother ann lee, obscenity laws, Onanism, original sin, planned parenthood, purity ball, quaker, russia, salvation, second coming, sex education, Shakers, Skoptsy, sojourner truth, taiping rebellion, ultramagnetic mcs, united states, vegetarian, victoria woodhull, virginity, virginity pledge, woman suffrage, YMCA
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