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American Tail: The Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal in the U.S.
We are lost. Standing at the precipice, screaming into the growing darkness, scrambling frantically to claw back into the warm sunshine as the ground below us falls angrily into the sea, we are dinosaurs in the age of rodents. Too … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, Religion
Tagged adolescent, apocalypse, archdiocese, bankruptcy, bishop, Boston, Boston Globe, Cardinal Law, Catholic, Catholic Church, Catholic Sex Abuse Scandal, Catholicism, child molestation, clergy abuse, criminal prosecution, diddling, dinosaurs, Environment, government, impotence, lawsuit, military, NAMBLA, poverty, priest, priest transfer, psychological counseling, public outrage, race, Reverend Paul Shanley, scandal, street priest, the Boston Massacre, united states, victim
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A Postmodern Guide to Commitment: Rings of Desire
Do you recall dear, when we first met, and you wore that silver purity ring? What fun we had, pretending twas rad, doing that silver purity ring thing! And then that night, when silver tarnished, you traded purity for a vaginal … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History
Tagged abstinence, adolescent, almighty, anal, anal lube, asia, ass, baby-making, bestman, bill cosby, bling, bret michaels, bridesmaid, bush, canada, captain planet, catamite, chastity, christianity, cocaine, cock, college, country, diamond, dystopia, ellen, engagement, evangelical, faux pas, flavor, german, gift, God, gold, groomsman, handjob, heart, heat of the moment, high school, Hitler, ibn khaldun, indian, ivory, jesus, jesus prom, jew, jewelry, kerry, king, kraut, lady, lesbian, lipstick, ma-ti, mall, minority, monogamy, mood ring, morality, nixon, old testament, parenting, penate, pillow, planeteer, poetry, polymath, popper, pre-engagement, pride, promise, property, proposal, pubic hair, purity ring, pussy, quilt, reason, religion, ring, ring bearer, ring finger, scientology, silver, silver ring thing, skull-and-bones, society, sodomy, south, spouse, story, swift boat, swinger, thumb, thunderdome, united states, vaginal ring, washington, wedding ring, white, zarm
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The Death of Fun: Former Olympic Sports
Finswimming, Dancesport, Bridge. The event schedule of a fabulously exciting senior’s weekend at the local Y? Try sports officially recognized by the International Olympic Committee asswipe. While these “sports” are totally lame, though not as lame as those goddamn Canadians … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, History, sports
Tagged 20th century, america, american, amsterdam, ancient, apocalypse, argentina, asparagus, axe, back to the future, ball, bible, bitch, black, black death, boat, boy, bribe, bridge, bronze, buford tannen, canada, christopher reeve, competition, croquet, curling, date, dating, death, dime piece, doc brown, dollar, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, draft dodger, eternal, famine, finswimming, fire, fontanelle, four horsemen of the apocalypse, game of the century, gay, gay rights, george patton, ghenhis khan, glue, goal, gold, great britain, great depression, great leap forward, great purge, hammer, handjob, harvey milk, health, health care, heaven, hell, horse, horseback, humanity, interracial marriage, IOC, j.k. rowling, Jack Nicholson, jack torrance, john wayne, joseph stalin, knight, lap, liberal, liberal agenda, life, london, los angeles, love, mad dog, mallet, mao zedong, medal, men, missouri, Motorboating, mr. hands, nautical mile, olympics, owen wilson, paris, party, party boy, patriotism, penis, pestilence, plot, polo, pussy, redcoat, reform, rider, roque, safety razor, saliva, san francisco, score, screamo, segway, senior, shooting, silver, slap, slice, soccer, sports, st. louis, stanley kubrick, stem cell research, Stephen King, Steve Wozniak, strength, summer, team, test, The Shining, tug-of-war, tugging, united states, urine, water motorsports, website, wood, YMCA
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The Ascetic Life: Historical Prudery
If a slightly shaky Christian Hosoi-toting Stephen Baldwin ever grinds up asks if you’d like a yogurt enema with your castration, you’ll be prepared. Continue reading
Posted in History
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