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Little Big Men or Why Haiti Sucks: Haitian Despots and America

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Kirby

In case you haven’t been watching the news ever, Haiti really sucks. A lot. But why? Why does Haiti suck so fucking much? Poor leadership mostly. Also America. The poorest, least developed nation in the Americas, Haiti boasts an 80% … Continue reading →

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The Ascetic Life: Historical Prudery

Posted on August 28, 2009 by Kirby

If a slightly shaky Christian Hosoi-toting Stephen Baldwin ever grinds up asks if you’d like a yogurt enema with your castration, you’ll be prepared. Continue reading →

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