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We Existed! Former Countries of America

Posted on August 4, 2011 by Kirby

Herro children! The time has come for frivolity and fun. Disaster is in the air. America looks vulnerable, crippled by the very political system that brought about our fading greatness. Our government hijacked by a tiny minority of maniacal assholes … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Politics | Tagged Adams-Onis Treaty, Amelia Bloomer, america, American Revolution, Andrew Johnson, Angels, April O'Neill, Articles of Confederation, Auntie Entity, Bartertown, Baton Rouge, Beaver Fever, Beaver Island, Ben Franklin, Bonnie Blue Flag, British Sympathizer, buford tannen, Canadian Bacon, Cherokee, Chicamauga, Chickasaw, Cod Piece, constitution, Continental Congress, Donkey Hodie, Dudley Do-Right, England, Ethan Allen, Fag, Florida Territory, Foot Clan, Frankland, French Canadian, Fulwar Skipwith, Green Mountain Boys, Hands Across America, Idaho, inbred, Indians, James J. Strang, James Madison, John Candy, John Sevier, Justin Beber, Kentucky, Lake Michigan, LDS, Liberals, Lone Star Flag, Louisiana Purchase, Master Blaster, Mecca, Miami, Mississippi River, Mormon, Mr. McFeely, Native Americans, nazi, New Hampshire, New York, North Carolina, Perdido River, polo, Pony Play, poor, Quebec, R & B, R. Kelly, Racist, rape, Republic of Indian Stream, Republic of West Florida, Revolutionary War, rich, Ronald Reagan, slavery, Southwest Territory, Spain, Squanto, Strangite, Suffrage, Tea Party, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, temperance, Tennessee, terrorism, Timbuk3, Tina Turner, top gun, Treaty of Paris, Vermont Republic, War or 1812, Will Smith, Willennium, Wisconsin, women's rights | Leave a comment

Little Big Men or Why Haiti Sucks: Haitian Despots and America

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Kirby

In case you haven’t been watching the news ever, Haiti really sucks. A lot. But why? Why does Haiti suck so fucking much? Poor leadership mostly. Also America. The poorest, least developed nation in the Americas, Haiti boasts an 80% … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Politics | Tagged 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010, absurdism, africa, Afro-European, aid, Al Jolson, america, Americas, amnesty, anarchy, Aristide, army, arson, assassination, Baby Doc, Bacardi, baron, Baron Samedi, Bebe Doc, bisexual, bishop, black, blacklist, blowjob, Blucher Philogenes, boogeymen, brain drain, bribery, british, bukakke, business, Camelot, Camilla, campaign, capitalism, caporalisme agraire, Carribean, Catholic, Catholic Church, Catholicism, caucasian, chief, children, civil service, Clement Barbot, clergy, coed, colony, commercial, commune, Communism, communist, constitution, corruption, country, coup, crime, cross-dresser, cruelty, curse, daredevil, Darfur, death, democracy, descrimination, despot, Dessalines, development, dictator, diplomat, dissent, divinity, doctor, dog, domestic, drug trafficking, Duvalier, Earth, earthquake, economy, education, Edward Rooney, election, elite, elitist, emperor, enemy, England, excommunication, exodus, expulsion, extermination, extortion, famine, Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, film, foreign, Frackle, Fran Drescher, France, fraternity, fraud, French Revolution, French West Indies, gay, gens de colour, gentleman, Gonzo, government, guidance, Haiti, heart attack, hexadecaroon, high yellow, History, homosexual, illegal, illness, imprisonment, incompetence, independence, industry, infection, inhabitant, inspector, Inspector Clouseau, inter-species, interim government, interracial, interracial relations, intimidation, invasion, Islam, Islamic, Islamic fundamentalism, island, isolation, Japan, Japanese, jello wrestling, JFK, Jimmy Carter, junta, kidnap, king, labor force, laborer, land, lao, leadership, Led Zepellin, legend, lieutenant, literacy, literate, Louverture, love, Magliore, majority, malnutrition, manhunt, marine, master, medicine, Mexican, Mexico, military, militia, minority, missappropriation, mixed baby, money, movie, mulatto, murder, musical, Napolean, nasal, nation, nationalism, necrophilia, Never Gonna Give You Up, nickname, nose, nymph, occupation, octoroon, Oliver Stone, opponent, oppression, orphan, ownership, palace, Papa Doc, parenthood, paris, party, Pat, patriot, patronage, peasant, people, Pepsi, performance, personality cult, Philadelphia, physical, Pied Piper, pinata, Pink Panther, plagiarism, plantation, plot, police, police station, policy, political dissent, political instability, poor, popular reform, porn, pornography, Port-au-Prince, poverty, power, prank call, president, prestige, Preval, priest, prison, prisoner, private, privilege, prom, promiscuity, property, pussy, quadroon, quintroon, rake-off, rape, reading, Reading Rainbow, rebellion, red menace, regime, religion, repression, revolt, revolution, revolutionary, Rick Astley, Rickroll, Rochambeau, rum, sacrebleu, Saint-Domingue, salary, Salisian, sex, sharecropping, shit, skin, slave, slavery, sleuth, Sloan, slum, SNL, sock hop, soldier, soul, speech, spirit, stabilization, Stairway to Heaven, student, subsistence, sunglasses, take no prisoners, teenager, television show, terror, testicle, the Nanny, the Roots, theft, Toby, Tolkien, Tonton Macoutes, transformation, tropical, turmoil, U.S., United Nations, united states, village, violence, vitiligo, voodoo, war, war crime, weakness, wealth, whale, white, yaws, yuppie | Leave a comment

The Death of Fun: Former Olympic Sports

Posted on November 10, 2009 by Kirby

Finswimming, Dancesport, Bridge. The event schedule of a fabulously exciting senior’s weekend at the local Y? Try sports officially recognized by the International Olympic Committee asswipe. While these “sports” are totally lame, though not as lame as those goddamn Canadians … Continue reading →

Posted in Culture, History, sports | Tagged 20th century, america, american, amsterdam, ancient, apocalypse, argentina, asparagus, axe, back to the future, ball, bible, bitch, black, black death, boat, boy, bribe, bridge, bronze, buford tannen, canada, christopher reeve, competition, croquet, curling, date, dating, death, dime piece, doc brown, dollar, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, draft dodger, eternal, famine, finswimming, fire, fontanelle, four horsemen of the apocalypse, game of the century, gay, gay rights, george patton, ghenhis khan, glue, goal, gold, great britain, great depression, great leap forward, great purge, hammer, handjob, harvey milk, health, health care, heaven, hell, horse, horseback, humanity, interracial marriage, IOC, j.k. rowling, Jack Nicholson, jack torrance, john wayne, joseph stalin, knight, lap, liberal, liberal agenda, life, london, los angeles, love, mad dog, mallet, mao zedong, medal, men, missouri, Motorboating, mr. hands, nautical mile, olympics, owen wilson, paris, party, party boy, patriotism, penis, pestilence, plot, polo, pussy, redcoat, reform, rider, roque, safety razor, saliva, san francisco, score, screamo, segway, senior, shooting, silver, slap, slice, soccer, sports, st. louis, stanley kubrick, stem cell research, Stephen King, Steve Wozniak, strength, summer, team, test, The Shining, tug-of-war, tugging, united states, urine, water motorsports, website, wood, YMCA | Leave a comment

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We Existed! Former Countries of America

Little Big Men or Why Haiti Sucks: Haitian Despots and America

The Death of Fun: Former Olympic Sports

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